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Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)
Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!
Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

dankscope 

It's when you smoke weed every day for a week like snoop dogg to build your 420 hemp power. You then make sure ur mum is ready to grab the camera, bathe in Mountain Dew, and snort crushed up Dorito powder. you get on xbox live join a call of duty match, get an l96A1 sniper and quickscope the fucking illuminati out of all the cheeky skrublords
"omg xXx_Illuminati_xXx, you just got Dankscoped" "damn son you must have smoked weed and bathed in mtn dew to achieve such an MLG trickshot"

dinksalt 

Typically only found on the circumsized penis, Dinksalt is the salty excretion created when you get an infection under the foreskin. Often accompanied by a terrible smell.
I can smell your dinksalt from over here, bro.
dinksalt by Jessler June 16, 2008

dainsleif 

the hottest man in the entire fucking universe
" Hey, have you seen Dainsleif yet? "

" Yea, he so goddamn hot and sexy "
dainsleif by oniii March 3, 2021

True Dinks 

True Dinks is a an Australian expression when you want to say "fair dinkum - no bullshit"
Confirmation of something said: True Dinks mate.
Asking a question: True Dinks?
True Dinks by beentheredonethat December 19, 2004

dinkster 

Travels using a parasol to descend from the sky to arrive at their destination to defeat robots using a lasso.
A Dinkster expects everybody to know who they are and is massively big headed.
"Did somebody ring the Dinkster?"