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Carson Daily 

An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.

Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.

He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.

He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.

I hate him, you should hate him too.
Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.
Carson Daily by 2-D November 25, 2006
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Carson Daily 

the worst talk-show host out there.
God damn it, Carson Daily can't host, he sucks on ass!
Carson Daily by john the great November 13, 2005

Carson Daily 

When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!
Carson Daily by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Carson Daily 

a)The keeper of all that is evil and wrong in the world of music.
b)The pathetic poster boy of MTV ignorance
c)the reason for the mute button

"When I grow up I want to be just like Carson Daily....homeless"
Carson Daily by Billy Florio April 30, 2003

Carson Daily 

That gay ass nose ring he so proudly sports
Your not really "cool" unless you have a Carson Daily.
Carson Daily by Adolph Oliver Bush February 4, 2004

Carson Daily 

a super freeeek dude
Carson Daily by Anonymous August 1, 2003

Electric Daisy Carnival 

Electric Daisy Carnival is an annual electronic dance music festival held on the last weekend of June in Las Vegas, Nevada, but has also been held in Southern California, Texas and Puerto, making it the largest electronic dance festival outside Europe.

The preferred method to attend EDC is to be rolling your fucking balls off on some x, exos, extacy, mollies, etc.

For extra brutality and bastards that just cannot seem to give a fuck for some reason or another, you will be on LSD or acid and thus will really be tripping your fucking nuts off.
Guy: Hey you want to go to the Electric Daisy Carnival this summer?!?!

Girl: Sure! I'm looking forward to experiencing some music that'll undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of me

Guy: Hell yea!!!!
Electric Daisy Carnival by Bacon Guy November 14, 2011