Top Definition
the worst talk-show host out there.
God damn it, Carson Daily can't host, he sucks on ass!
by john the great October 31, 2005
a)The keeper of all that is evil and wrong in the world of music.
b)The pathetic poster boy of MTV ignorance
c)the reason for the mute button

"When I grow up I want to be just like Carson Daily....homeless"
by Billy Florio April 30, 2003
An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.

Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.

He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.

He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.

I hate him, you should hate him too.
Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.
by 2-D November 25, 2006
See Douchebag
When recently being interviewed by Conan O'Brien, Carson Daily admitted (...I'm just a douchebag) Yet NBC (which stands for Nothing But Crap) can't admit this and flush this douche juice!
by Anonymous August 30, 2003
That gay ass nose ring he so proudly sports
Your not really "cool" unless you have a Carson Daily.
by Adolph Oliver Bush February 04, 2004
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