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what the fuck , but in a more confused manner
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?
by John T. Windhouser August 23, 2011
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A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.
Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!
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The word commonly used by Luke Hemming in "Let Me Just Double Check" on Wattpad
Ashton Irwin (Luke's bf in the story): "Lucus, you need to stop throwing your shoes everywhere. And oh god, they smell terrible. Please wash them."
Luke Hemmings: "How dafuq do you wash shoes?"
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1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
by loverlyidear August 07, 2012
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Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!
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Dafuq?
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A popular phrase originating from popular hood slang "what da fuck" or more commonly known "what the fuck"
Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
"Dafuq did I just look at?"
"I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."
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