scrub my dachsund 

a euphanism for masturbation. SEE-Flogging the dog.

After watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High, I had to scrub my dachsund.

scrub my dachsund by armydark January 30, 2004

sweaty dachshund

a long, smooth, shiny log of shit.

I just had a really long shit. It lay there looking at me like a sweaty dachshund

sweaty dachshund by milm October 19, 2008

Sammy the dachshund

An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman

Damnit Sammy the dachshund we’re trying to eat give him a yodel or something relli

Sammy the dachshund by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022

Crotch-Dachshund 

A euphemism for penis

"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck

Crotch-Dachshund by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011

Lump the dachshund 

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.

Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene

Lump the dachshund by Gallerist January 8, 2021

Dachshund 

The Best Breed of Dog Alive ! There are only two kinds of dogs on this world, Dachshunds, and those who wish they were Dachshunds .

Dachshunds are long and cute.

Dachshund by Edwiener Dog April 12, 2017

Dachshund 

A breed of dog developed in Germany starting around 1600. The breed took almost 100 years to develop but is being ruined in modern times by people who cross breed them with any type of dog. The breed is also being affected by owners of puppy mills who sell dogs with genetic defects.

Dachshunds are very loyal to their owners and don't take to strangers unless they are socialized.

Shady Bob wanted to get in the dog breeding business. He had a male Dachshund and a female Pekinese. He bred the two and sold them as Longhaired Dachshunds to gullible people.

Dachshund by OneWhoKnowsBetter August 1, 2012