DFS
means/stands for 'Damn Fucking Shit'
dfs i forgot my cell phone again
by Crazy Emmy June 21, 2007

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DFS
Dead
Fish
Syndrome
Tom: Look how Justin's just laying there.
Adam: He's got DFS
by iSekC July 18, 2011

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DFS
Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.
I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.
by europopian July 30, 2009

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dfs
DFS can mean desperate for sex.
'you're so dfs (desperate for sex)'
by Llama God September 10, 2006

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DFS
Dick-for-sale

A comment people use when they are referring to a toy boy or some guy who dates a female because of her money.
Hey, check him out, I think we've got a DFS.
by Rudi_Vinuya May 27, 2006

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DFS
Driven fucking snow. As in, pure as the driven fucking snow. Whenever something is innocent, you say that it is as pure as the driven snow. However, when you know that something is obviously not innocent and pure, you would say oh yeah, you're as pure as the driven fucking snow.
Paris Hilton, pure as the driven fucking snow.
by DrYo March 01, 2005

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dfs
Abbreviation: Drug Fucked Scum. Refers to junkies, misanthropic compulsive liars who would exchange their own grandparents for drugs, and bong toking alcoholics who will break into your house, steal your car, and then pretend to be your friend so that they can take your money and posessions to buy drugs. DFS have a penchant for getting into trouble from law enforcement, yet also an uncanny knack of weaselling their way out of such trouble.
DFS have anti-social, egomaniacal or narcissistic personality disorders which they disguise as mental illnesses in order to further their own drug habits. They have no empathy, compassion or sense of social responsibility, but will pretend to have such qualities if it will lead them to their next hit of drugs.
Watch out for the DFS!
by Googles January 14, 2004

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