look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
8.
DFS
Distributed File System
DFS is neat.
by Jimbo23R October 24, 2003
 
9.
DFS
DFS

short for Doucher Face Syndrome

When you don't even know a guy, but you can already tell that he is a douchebag.

i.e.

any guy that wears his collar popped, has a barbed wire tatoo on his arm, or wears designer clothes to impress girls, etc...

At a party...

guy #1- do you know who that is?

guy #2- i have no clue, but he looks like he has major DFS
by scottie too hottie89 April 09, 2009
 
10.
DFS
dead fucking serious
oh ur so fulla shit...

no, im DFS!
by anagcan November 02, 2008
 
11.
DFS
A fake condition of the foot from tan line made by wearing flip flop sandals in excess in the sun that gives the apperance of having extremely dirty feet.
Look how fucking dirty her feet look, must be DFS.
by Poopooheadforreal March 20, 2009
 
12.
DFS
Designated D.U.F.F. Snatcher- The friend in the group that always seems to grab the D.U.F.F. (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)

Also See: WingMan
"Dude, who is going to wingman tonight?"

"Tommy is. Hes always the DFS"
by BigFootRay06 July 09, 2009
 
13.
DFS
Dumb Fuck Syndrome
Holy shit this guy has DFS
by IcY June 09, 2003
 
14.
DFS
Depressed Faggot Syndrome.

A fag or very gay man feels less faggosh or gay and goes to another man for couch. Except this does not work, he is a fag of course. Spreads from one fag to the next.

Spreadable social virus caused by one divafag trying to out diva another fag causing the fag to be outdivad and find another diva fag.
I was at the rich people's party in Northampton and saw a mild case of DFS was going around then made an exit.

Casey went to a tensed heated male strip club and couldn't figure out why she couldn't get action. Case was there was DFS going around.
by europopian July 30, 2009