The short way for a man to express his clear commitment phobias. Date to 90.
Dude a: Lemme get this straight.. you care about her, shes good to you, you kinda sorta love her.. shes really cute, kinda stupid but is willing to give you the world and everything in it.. sooo, whats the problem man???
Dude B: d829d man.. Its all I know anymore.. but maybe its not the best way to live..
Dude A: DUH, ya jack ass! Your blowing it!