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Dorsey's are often hyper and crazy. They are some of the most beautiful people you will ever see. They know how to make you laugh and know when to be serious. Dorsey's are adventurous and sweet, and they will make you feel loved. They often get annoyed easily, and play hard to get. Can be a Male or Female.
"Dude, she's crazy and beautiful, her names probably Dorsey."
Dorsey by coocoohoneybear December 29, 2016

Dorsey's law 

The quantity of truth in any breaking news story damaging to a democrat can be measured by how quickly and aggressively twitter moves to censor and suppress it.
"Did you see how quickly twitter censored the NY Post story about sloe joe biden meeting with Burisma execs when he claimed he never did? Looks like yet another case of Dorsey's law!"
Dorsey's law by FooSieben October 15, 2020

dorseyism 

1. The idealolgy of "Hoes before the Bros"
2. The beleif in thinking a singular female is more important than your boys
3. The followers of dorseyism usually end up homosexual or aboslute outcasts
Ever since Denzel met lynda, he turned into a follower of dorseyism
dorseyism by egusehryfyoaiwurlgha November 16, 2019
The oracle one who is hippieish and know the meaning of life, an incredible bassist
dude that dorsey is awesome
dorsey by O'Dell June 29, 2006
Dorsey is a name generally given to men but is sometimes given to girls. It is not a very popular first name, but for some reason it is a common last name for both genders.

The meaning for the female variation is "dark"

Men named Dorsey are often portrayed as villains.

While woman are often surprisingly sexual as well as attractive and slightly insane.

In both genders, they tend to have higher intelligence than their peers.
Men: "Dude, that guy, Dorsey, he's always doing something no good."

Woman: "That Dorsey girl is way hot." "Yeah, but she's crazy."
Dorsey by Kaelvohn February 19, 2010

dorsey burridge 

The same as a douche bag, only in "Cass language" (see Cass Language). See also: Ding Barricade
Hey Trarvis, you're an ass belonker, you dorsey burridge
dorsey burridge by Anonymous July 8, 2003