d'coker

(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.

Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?

by Christin Torrer March 17, 2008