Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

Lipsed it, sharted & darted by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

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She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

She farted I darted by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

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Joe Darte

A sexual fetish practice where a darte is inserted into the japs eye of a flacid penis. Extreme cases involve indulgences of a hard member supporting the dart without aids or assistances.

That dude in the corner wants us to talk dirty to him so he can do a Joe Darte

Joe Darte by Loose dolly April 20, 2011