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A Cynimon is a very rare person to come across, being beautiful, tacky, and at times aggressively irritating. She has an uprooting smile that can light up an entire room, she values attention but doesn't have to try too hard to obtain it. A Cynimon is a great friend that keeps one on their toes at all times, and packs a surprising punch. This can be through either physical or emotional pain. Keep Cynimon in your contact list for you may need her cheekiness to cover your ass one day.
Cynimon is in the house!! (Quiet applaud)***👏🏼***
cynimon by Honesty is a rarity June 12, 2016
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1. Attribution of divine qualities to dogs.

2. A type of animism involving the worship of dogs and dog spirits.
3. The religion or philosophy derived from biomimicry of dogs.
4. Doctrine that dogs are of highest value.
In Cynoism, David Bowie's "Diamond Dogs" is a popular hymn along with "who let the dogs out" by the Baha Men; to which many cynoist congregations respond with the cantillation "We we we did did, we we we did did".
Cynoism by MurdochMaxwell October 21, 2020
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When someone uses the "John Cena" meme too much.
"Joe's getting really annoying with his cenism."
cenism by MuchDank February 4, 2016
A religion in which one celebrates/engages in religious practices/holidays, but does not actually believe in that religion.
I celebrate Christmas, but it’s not like I’m Christian. I guess I believe in cyanism.
Cyanism by Peter Stilts January 12, 2020
Playing nicely while harboring selfish intent ~ like selling an ice cream cone.
The ice cream exploits the natural desires of the consumer, but it does it in a way that leaves both parties pleased. The money is freely given, the service is provided in a friendly manner, and the seller makes a profit. The seller chose the ice cream shop knowing that ice cream is not healthy, yet widely desired and socially valued. * Not to beconfused with Connism ~ when a vindictive pleasure lurks in the sellers subconscious mind and hides itself from view.
“There’s nothing wrong with a little CONISM, we all gotta make a living.”
Conism by The Wordshipper May 18, 2018
Cyanism is the belief that Eastern culture is superior to Western culture, that Chinese people with Aspergers' syndrome are superior to everybody else, and that the anus is to be worshipped as a god. It is an absolute mess of schizophrenia, autism, Chinese cultural-racial supremacy, and anus-worship cultism. The term "Cyan" is just a made-up schizo term for someone with high-functioning [autism].
Idiots: I support Cyanism! Cyans are the TRUE intellectuals!
Actual Thinker: People with Aspergers' syndrome are our equals, and the majority is not inferior to them as you say.
Idiots: REEEEE!!!! NAZI LIBERAL WESTERN PSYCHOLOGY REEEEEE!!!!
Cyanism by afunhumaninter August 27, 2022
Caynism is strict allegiance to the Cayn province of SSC-Khatumo state of Somalia, whose capital is Buhoodle.
She was in favor of Caynism
Caynism by Bobbystrurrew June 19, 2023