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Cymbals Eat Guitars 

Awesome indie rock band from Staten Island. Sometimes incorrectly mentioned as blatant rip-offs of Pavement or other '90s indie rock bands; in reality CEG have a sound that is completely their own. Why There Are Mountains was one of the best records of the 2000s.
Have you heard that new Cymbals Eat Guitars record yet?

I'm seeing Cymbals Eat Guitars tonight, should be a good show.
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Monkey Cymbals 

the moment before somebody something stupid. Although it may look like their thinking their actually is a monkey playing cymbals and occasionally doing back flips where their brain should be.
Yo Jag, the monkey cymbals are playing again.

Guaranteed a laugh because Monkey Cymbals is here.

Cymbals of freedom 

A cymbal used in America that is struck to make music
American played cymbals are "cymbals of freedom"
Copyright Spike Wray 2009
1.A gold & rounded drum usually played by a fuckin monkey in an Irish band, or by a cold ass drum player,in a marching or jazz band. Especially in da N.O. u know!

2. A drum that can be played by an individual standing up or on a drum set.This instrument is the one that makes the choke sound chhhhhhhh tssepp.
Man tha Mac,Easton,& St. Aug got tha coldest d-section in the city. They cymbals cold
cymbals by Marcelo Mejia December 28, 2008
A weapon in the wrong musicians hands.
She had to disarm the guy/girl so that he/she wouldn't try to crush her head with cymbals.
Cymbals by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
A weapon in the hands of the wrong musician.
She had to disarm the guy/girl, so that he/she wouldn't try to crush her head with the cymbals, making it about an inch thick, with eyeballs popping out.
Cymbals by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026