Menstrual Cyclist

A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle

The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!

by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009

sucky cyclist

an umbrella term for all cyclists, coined by entitled influencers with too much makeup and too little clout to shame cyclists on roads.

usually used as a non-apology for being cancelled for pissing off whole communities (in this case, cycling)

grace: if you are a sucky cyclist, dont cycle on roads.
cyclist: what does that even mean?
grace: i have no idea, i just hate cyclists and love attacking them on social media for no

reason. also, i need clout

by graceglazee December 6, 2020

Turkish Cyclist

A Turk that buys an extremely expensive stationary (spinning) bike, never uses, and then tries to peddle rent money from buddies who want to use it.

That cheap turkish cyclist wants to charge me money to use the spinning bike.

by Seaabass November 5, 2009

Drunk Cyclist

Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.

Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!

by Air_Wolf January 15, 2018

Road Cyclist

amazingly talented sports people. They have great endurance and have a special talent of pissing off anyone else who is on the road.

"Man that road cyclist is really pissing me off"
"Ten points if you hit that annoying road cyclist"

by captain swagger 69 December 18, 2011

a douching of cyclists

A group of inconsiderate bicyclists riding together, blocking traffic. Frequently seen in brightly colored spandex with crotch bulges and weird looking asses.

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a douching of cyclists for miles on my way in.

by Happiness And Death April 12, 2019

bi-cyclist

Similar in etymology to bi-curious, a bi-cyclist is someone who goes through bi-sexual periods in his / her sexual career.

Don't spin your wheels over Susie - she's a bi-cyclist and will be back to boys by next week.

by LailaMay March 5, 2010