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cunticles 

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.
Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!
cunticles by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018
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it was hot yesterday, so mary and anna made catsicles for there two cats.
a cuticle is a little white colored thing between the bottom of your nail and your skin. Some people have cuticles that grow up pretty far onto their nail. Many people push theirs down and some people have cuticles you can't really see.
It's right at the bottom on the top of your nail. See a thin line of white stuff. That's a cuticle
cuticle by Franky F J 23 September 26, 2008

cutesicle 

Someone who is so cute you have an uncontrolled urge to lick them like a popsicle.
Look at the cutesicle over there, I could eat him up on a hot summer day.
cutesicle by Lauren Poppins September 20, 2014

cutesicle 

someone who is super duper cute and makes you want to use stupid-sounding phrases to describe them because you just can't handle their cuteness
That John sure is cutesicle!
cutesicle by xosanrio April 2, 2007
Word of the Day on October 9, 2014

cutesicle 

Someone who is so cute you just want to lick their face like a popsicle.

Cute babe.
OMG! that chick is such a cutesicle, you should ask for her number.

Hanging out with my cutesicle.
cutesicle by fabulouslalala November 11, 2014

Cutesicle 

Someone who is so cute you have an uncontrolled urge to lick them like a popsicle

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Cutesicle by sxxtrnn January 26, 2021