cutegasm

the reaction one feels when being exposed to something overly cute. this may be an emotional, physical or even sexual response.

When Holly saw the baby trying to dance, she had a cutegasm. Or... when seeing something cute yourself, "Aww, that gave me a cutegasm"

cutegasm by David Klawinski April 13, 2007

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cutegasm

The utterance of a squealing, gasping, or other related high-pitched or fangirly noise in reaction to something utterly and undeniably cute and adorable. It is often uncontrollable and unintended, causing much embarrassment in the instance of a cutegasm in a public place. The noises closely resemble that of an actual orgasm to those unaware of the cause.

Leah cutegasmed noisily at the picture of the adorable gray kitten. Since she was in the library at the time, she was given some rather dubious looks by people standing nearby.

cutegasm by pencilplayer February 6, 2009

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cutegasm

When the cute is just too real.
The power of cute is so strong, the only thing comparable is an orgasm.

DID YOU SEE THAT KITTEN? I SWEAR I JUST HAD A CUTEGASM.

cutegasm by CeBags May 10, 2016

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cutegasm

In which one has the symptoms of an orgasm due to cuteness overload.

(Less messy)

Those Pikachus were so cute that I had a cutegasm.

cutegasm by SailorPam September 25, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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