Cute Puppy Syndrome 

1. When you see a puppy that is really cute that you want to squeeze the life right out of it.

2. Not being able to control yourself around a cute puppy.

Related to Cute Baby Syndrome

1. Person: (petting a cute puppy a little too vigorously and hugging it)
Puppy's Owner: Okayyy, get away from my dog, weirdo.

2. Person 1: Such a cute puppy! (playing with puppy while making several inappropriate sounds. Dog may be licking face or trying to run away)
Person 2: I think you have Cute Puppy Syndrome

Cute Puppy Syndrome by sbear October 21, 2010

CUTE PUPPY 

Usually something you say when you are speechless or don't want to say, "Omg" or "Oh my god/gosh!"
Make sure to say it loudly to get peoples attention, it works for most people, if your a socialy awkward then this is nothing but a computer message, cause if you use this then people won't.... Whatever...

"Who do you think is better, me or Jessi?" Cathy said.
"Yea whose better?" Jessi answered.
"....." Kaelyn paused speechlessly, "CUTE PUPPY."

CUTE PUPPY by Sickapple Nation September 5, 2016

eclipsed by the cute puppy photo 

A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.

"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."

eclipsed by the cute puppy photo by tertbel July 18, 2019

puppy dog cute 

(Adj.) When a person is soo cute that you just want to cuddle with him/her like a little puppy.

Dana is so puppy dog cute; I'd cuddle with him, but I'd never do him.

puppy dog cute by yograndmasmoma July 21, 2010