Princess curtains 

Curtains that are split in the middle & held to the side with decorative tassels or something similar. The left side looks like the letter K.

I Love my Princess curtains so much! I even made the shower curtain into Princess curtains!

Princess curtains by Starchylde May 28, 2016

prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.

That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.

prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Beige Curtain 

A boring girl, as interesting as beige curtains in a motel room. A Beige Curtain does not recognize humor and has no edge. She's generally devoid of her own interests outside of her boyfriend and shoes.

"Hey, man. Are you still seeing Brenda?"
"No way. Talking to her is like pulling teeth. Total beige curtain."

Beige Curtain by Uncle Fun September 25, 2012

Bin Curtains 

A moderator of a facebook page who rules with an iron fist. Except on Tuesdays when he's normally pretty chill.

"Wow. Jamie was being a real bin curtains today"

"Don't worry it's Tuesday tomorrow, he'll let us shit post tomorrow"

Bin Curtains by C.H.Ungs January 20, 2019

Hair Curtain 

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

Hair Curtain by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

poop curtain 

the long hair or fur on the back of the canine thigh that creates a curtain-like effect while the mammal arches its back and drops a deuce. said fur hides the excrement that protrudes from the canine's bung

Watch out Stephen, the wind is blowing. You don't want to get poo on your poop curtain.

Daisy is so ladylike that she's always sure to use her poop curtains when dropping the deuce.

poop curtain by stephen's dad December 27, 2006

Nigga Curtain

That same porno where a nigga started hiding behind a curtain then proceeded to be a Nigga Lamp

Person 1: Hey dude you ever heard about Nigga Curtain?
Person 2: Ain't that the same person that had the name of Nigga Lamp?

Nigga Curtain by ThePhoenix56 July 10, 2019