fucking insane, cranky all the time with smallshort bursts of hilarity, ugly as fuck, hypocritical, ex-smoker, someone who needs a serious fashion update
A type of large, amphibious slug who has incredible jumping powers. Known to eat entire small children in a single gulp, Curnews can live up to 17.36 years. Curnews use their vocal powers to spout racial and sexual slurs at every moving thing they see.