Cunion 

Orgininated in Brisbane, Australia. In Australia, cunt is the name given to someone who is horrible and mean. An onion is a vegetable of many layers.

A cunion is a person who is so horrible (i.e. a cunt) that they have so many layers of cunt to form an onion of cunt; a cunion.

Man, did you see that guy kick his dog? What a cunion!

I heard Steve cheated on his girlfriend. He is such a cunion!

Cunion by Lifeisacunion October 21, 2016

Cuntional 

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

Cuntional by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

cuntionality 

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

cuntionality by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

Cuntion 

An unspecified miniscule space or distance between at least two points...measured only by empirical senses, such as sight, sound or tastes....ie: 'That bullet missed the artery by cuntion or less.'
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.

Get a bigger hammer 'cause it only lacks a cuntion of going in.

Cuntion by TurtleII June 12, 2018

Cunion funk

1. Vaginal cheese

2. Dirty under garment build-up caused by yeast infected discharge.

Sally has not bathed in a week and therefore is riddled with cunion funk.

Sally's underwear were stuck to the wall because she had cunion funk in them.

Cunion funk by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

cunion 

Originated in Newfoundland. Similar use as cunt but not as nasty. For people who don't like to call people the big 'c'. Probably a combination of cunt and onion (something to do with smell maybe?)

Man that guy is such a friggin' cunion.

cunion by Vachon Man November 1, 2005

Cuntionary 

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

Cuntionary by KHD August 21, 2004