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Cuntstruction

An obstruction or blockage leading to the cunt. Such as a period pad, tampon, douche, dildo, chastity belt and or granny panties. Also see cock block, clam jam, tuna hamper and vaginal deflection.
"Jon was excited to make love to Jane but was experiencing (Cuntstruction) while trying to achieve her cunt".

cuntstruck 

Usually used by a third party to describe the unusual, changed behaviour of a friend who has fallen head-over-heels in love, and is celebrating that event with prodigious feats of erotic endurance. The third party is, by definition, jealous, and the protagonist is in unashamed and glorious celebration of his new-found partner in outrageous lust . . .
He's had his curtains closed all weekend; the shop hasn't opened - I reckon he's completely cuntstruck with that dirty bint from Machynlleth . . .
cuntstruck by NostradamusZen August 24, 2007
A person who is stuck on a particular pussy.
Dude, James is completely cuntstuck on Maria.
cuntstuck by ChuliFly April 16, 2009

cuntstruck 

adjective. to be in a state of having an irrational and strong emotional and physical attraction to a woman.
He was so cuntstruck that he did not see how hideous she was.
cuntstruck by Taliesin January 7, 2005

Cunttrucking 

The sound that is made when skin slaps against skin during intercourse.
We were going at it so hard you could hear the cunttrucking down the hall.

cuntstruck 

young male preoccupied with sex to the point of incapacitation
Buba was so cuntstruck,he forgot his office was on Pennsylvannia Ave!
cuntstruck by dh dundas September 22, 2003