cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

Cunthunters 

A term stemming from New Zealand to describe lowcut leather shoes worn into town by sex pests. Often accompanied with gold jewelry, excessive hair gel, shifty eyes, the aroma of Winfield Reds mixed with enough cologne to kill a small child.

"Hey Paul, grab your cunthunters, we're off to Longroom tonight"

Cunthunters by DJRailz January 19, 2021

cuntputer 

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

cuntputer by debra mackie April 29, 2007

Cuntpunt 

Kicking a woman in the cunt like a football.

Don't touch me you bitch or I'll cunt punt you so fucking hard.

Cuntpunt by Chadical May 6, 2003

Cuntpunter 

A man who isn't afraid of women. One who will grab them by the hair, boot em in the cunt, and shout profanities all in an effort to try and put them in their place.

"Jeremy accused me of being a Cuntpunter, so I showed him what was up when i cuntpunted his ho-bag wife out the livingroom window!"

Cuntpunter by cuntpunter69 October 27, 2008

Cuntpunt 

An action which involves a foot hitting a female with a strong upword force in the vaginal region of her body

Ouch she just got cuntpunted
Did you see her just get cuntpunted
Ain't no punt like a cuntpunt

Cuntpunt by Frugsy July 24, 2012

cuntpunt 

The act of punting a woman in the vagina for being a cunt.

When I saw my wife on her knees and the mailman letting his juice flow, I gave that bitch a swift cuntpunt.

cuntpunt by Levi Garrett August 23, 2007