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cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.
Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.
cuntparking by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014

cuntpark 

When it is an absolute cunt to find a car park.
I hate trying to find a park at the MegaShops during christmas, it's a total cuntpark.
cuntpark by Sizzlord December 27, 2007

cuntsharts

The only possible way to describe the taste of the Christian Brothers' Dry Sherry.
Why would you want to drink that? It tastes like cuntsharts.
cuntsharts by gergmob November 6, 2011

cuntpartment

That eoghan lad is living in his cuntpartment!

Cuntwarper 

The last name of Nibol a Dark elf assassin
I am Nibol Cuntwarper
Cuntwarper by The Goliath warrior November 2, 2018

Cuntparing

When two whores compare what they are wearing
Alicia, stop cuntparing yourself to her.. she’s a whore
Cuntparing by SamPartownavid May 29, 2022