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cuntacity 

cunt·ac·i·ty (kunt’·as·i·tē), n. 1. extreme bitchiness or cuntlike mean-spiritedness, especially with selfishly arrogant disregard for the emotional or physical safety of others, conventional thought, or other established societal restrictions. 2. actual or potential ability to behave in a bitchy or cuntlike fashion.
1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.
cuntacity by Waylon Dowd February 10, 2017

Cumpacity 

The amount of cum a given person can hold in their mouth (or any given orifice) at one time.
Her mouth has a very good cumpacity. I blew two loads in there!
Cumpacity by Ninja Amber August 28, 2011

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.
Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!
Maximum Cumpacity by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

catpacity 

n., pl., adj. - When a place or area has reached the maximum limit of cats it can withstand, often resulting in the owner and/or visitors to go mentally insane.
ex. 1 - This place has hit catpacity, it's time to start a chinese buffet!

ex. 2 - Ever since I reached catpacity, I've been maneuvering around my house by crowd surfing on cats.
catpacity by catpacity August 11, 2011

cunticity 

The defining state of being a cunt- as in "how big?"...
Cunticity can be defined by common or esoteric measurement. Most commonly involves black holes, lengths of rope and "two by four" pieces of lumber, used for temporary shoring...
cunticity by Mr. Gas October 31, 2009

Cumpacity 

The amount of cum in which one can take
She is a slut, her cumpacity level is very high
Cumpacity by Mrspencer November 13, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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