Cuntometer 

The measured effect of a cunt on a social or business setting

God, the cuntometer hit 11 in the office today!

Cuntometer by Canadaone October 22, 2013

Cuntometer 

Cuntometer (noun), Device for detecting cunts, example lawyers, politicians or estate agents. One holds the cuntometer in front of the target. If the target is a “cunt” then the device will show red, otherwise it shows green.

I met that sales guy from the estate agents yesterday, lucky I had my cuntometer, it showed red and I told him to f***k off and stick his beaujeu apartment up his ass.

Cuntometer by Dr Lingus December 9, 2008

cuntolatry 

The worship of cunts. Kneeling before a cunt and going down on it like muslims kiss the ground with their heads.

The moron suffers from cuntolatry.

cuntolatry by gewgaw February 26, 2010

cuntamatic 

To be sooooo sexy as to be automatically wanting to have sexual relations as soon as possible.A strong, almost primal urge to insert one's roger into her fish mitten . An urge so strong it is as if one has been cuntstruck.

Then Geraldine shook her booty,jiggled her boobs and licked her lips seductively,man, it was cuntamatic to the max.

cuntamatic by DMAN111 January 6, 2007

Cuntimated 

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

Cuntimated by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

cuntopatromis

It’s the disease when you feel like a cunt

Doctor- I’m sorry sir, You have cuntopatromis.

Dude-:(

cuntopatromis by ~<>~ December 13, 2017

cuntofathing 

The worst type of person. A real prick. Someone who is dishonest and maybe even hated

You cuntofathing.

cuntofathing by Missdish May 8, 2020