cuntstard 

Somebody who is both a cunt and a bastard.

That cuntstard Roger still owes me £50.

cuntstard by Anonymous October 7, 2003

cuntbastard 

A child who is born to an unwed mother who bears a striking resemblence to a cunt.

Marissa is a fucking cunt. Her child David is the result of a one night stand. David is a cuntbastard.

cuntbastard by Jesse LaRocque November 8, 2007

cunt mustard 

Vaginal discharge that a woman gets when she has caught a bad STD and doesn't bathe or get treatment for months.

Man, this chick got a bad case of cunt mustard.

cunt mustard by Defcon One January 12, 2009

cuntstard 

1. A person who is a bastard and a cunt. Or a mixture of both.

2. Misspelt custard.

ELSIE: Any of you guys reckon that new guy at works a cuntstard?
MILLIE: Yeah, who is he?
ELSIE: My husband, oh and you're fired bitch.


FRANK: Hey did you try Lisa's cuntstard?
DEREK: That's my wife, you fuck! (Hits him.)

cuntstard by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 19, 2008

Cuntstard 

The gooey, custard like material that accumulates in a woman's vagina when she is exceptionally aroused.

She had a big dollop of cuntstard waiting for me.

Cuntstard by Tad Dewberries July 12, 2012

Cunt Mustard 

A person who is either gross or stupid, typically a female.

That chick is cunt mustard.

Cunt Mustard by newphraseman July 28, 2011

cummustard 

when the bitches discharge is yellow and it stanky and greasy

"Yoo that fucking bitch cummustarded on me last night, fucking cunt"

cummustard by 2BeDiddled February 7, 2025