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Cuntinental Breakfast 

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"

Cuntainer 

Kevin wanted to put his lunch into someone's cuntainer.
Cuntainer by mzpinklabel May 2, 2009

Cuntinental 

1. Continent-dwelling c*nt.

2. Overpopulation personified.

Used to describe the hordes of unwashed, warlike peoples that inhabit the cuntinents.
"The hotel was crowded with cuntinentals, there wasn't a complimentary anything left in sight."

"I hear the cuntinentals are killing each other again."
Cuntinental by Adam X Smith September 12, 2012
A slutty girl who dated your boyfriend three years ago but is still obsessed with him. She tends so have super short hair that is trashily bleached, although it is subject to change at any moment. The previous trashy colors include; pink, black, blue, red, and brown. Also her hair tends to include trashy extensions that never match her hair color, and that are way to long to be believable. She pretends to be a Bible Humper but in all reality she is just a whore that attends church. She is in no way attractive so most pictures involve her sticking her tongue out or making another unflattering face to make her misfortune seem purposeful. Her real name tends to be Courtney but her unusual cuntness is why people call her Cuntney.
Girl1: You know that bitch Skippy dated? She just put a picture of them up on Facebook from three years ago.

Girl2: God, she is such a Cuntney.
Cuntney by shameful9219 May 31, 2011

cuntiness 

A characteristic given to a person, particularly a female, who acts like a cunt.

A female who think she possesses a cuteness quality, but does not. Instead this female, holds qualities that would define her as a cunt.

Females who tend to whine about everything.

Her cuntiness is extra bold today; she won't even respond.
cuntiness by Marky Mark 52 October 28, 2007

cuntinental divide 

noun
the little bit of skin in between a woman's pussy and asshole.
If a girl is getting DPed, the dicks might cover all sight of the cuntinental divide.