Usually in league with a Cuntdagger
, stuck together like siamese twins. The job of the Cunthammer
is to bash the IQ out of your head by being a dumb cunt bitch. Tries to ruin any male-female relationship that is not her own, for her own selfish reasons.
Similar to the fashion of a physical hammer cracking your skull open. A little less pain and a lot more torment. They can annoy you towards suicide just to escape.
"Julia is such a fucking Cunthammer
, I'm going to throw a brick at her face."
In super smash brothers melee, samus' down a meteor smash attack.
Dude you just got cunt hammered.
The pleasurable act of kicking your girl in the cunt whilst simultaneously unloading on her face.
"Hey Ted, I was fucking this girl last night and then at the last moment, I unleashed a cunt hammer on her ass."
A cunthammer screams out under the weight of it's iconoclast anarchism. Always oppressed, always martered, all knowing and all wise. Every great man was a cunthammer.
The World: Cunthammer, we love you. Cunthammer we would dir for you. Great hammer of cunt, oh great hammer of cunt.
Cunthammer: Yeah, whatever. Bizzare pack of monkeys people are.