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cuntdown 

the backward counting in fixed time units until the bitch you are trying to fuck will give up the snatch.
"I just spent 100 dollars on dinner for this whore, let the cuntdown begin!"
cuntdown by Hurtt January 20, 2009
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CuntDown 

when the "O" in the New Zealand supermarket chain "countdown" isn't lit up due to an electrical fault.
"Bro did you shop at Cuntdown last night"
CuntDown by NEWzealandcunt May 13, 2018

cuntdown 

1. A list of girls to sleep with, which you count down until you've slept with all of them

2. Alternative to Bitch Fight or Cat Fight

3. As two words (cunt down), what you yell when a girl at a party passes out
"How's the cuntdown going Jeremy?"
"5 down, 6 to go"

"Look out yo there's bout to be a cuntdown in the parking lot"

"OH SHITTTT CUNT DOWN!"

Cuntdown timer 

Countdown until a vagina is prepared for sexy time
Doris: The Cuntdown timer has begun!
Ralph: I'll go pick up the hardware, home in ten
Cuntdown timer by Guwniarz February 14, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026