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An insanely overbearing, but outlandishly regal bitch.
"I went over to bill's house, but his wife was being a total cuntessa, so I left.
Cuntessa by Danman73 January 25, 2017

Contessa 

A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.
Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!
Contessa by Lisa Erml February 7, 2014
A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.
Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!
cuntess by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013
Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck
cuntess by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

contessa 

supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.
i love me some contessa.
contessa by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004

contessa 

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.
contessa by youruglylover December 30, 2015