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A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.
Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.
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Cuntdick refers to the feeling of jealousy from loaning out one's strap-on dildo, and imagining it in use by others. This results from the attachment some people feel towards their extraneous member. The emotion of cuntdick can be considered the male analog of loaning out your penis, if this were possible.

Cuntdick falls somewhere between jealousy and disgust.

This term is common within some lesbian communities.
Just loaned my strap-on to Stephanie, and I think she had sex with my ex-girlfriend... I'm feeling so cuntdicky right now.
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the biggest oxymoron known to man
"thats a bunch of cunt-dick"
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Used to refer to a third party in a conversation that has not been identified as male or female.
Lane: "Someone said I look like Fran Drescher in this pic!"

Jenn: "At least they didn't say you sound like her, then you'd have to punch 'em in the cuntdick."
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