cuntastrophy

1) A disgusting, disaster of a vagina.
2) An utter cluster fuck of a calamity, usually involving a number of females.

1) I removed Susan's trousers to discover a cuntastrophy.
2) The result of the wrong turn I took at the gym, the one which led me into the girls rugby team's shower room, was a horrifying cuntastrophy.

by blakeibus November 1, 2006

Dirty cuntastrophy

The act of eating a used condom out of the vagina after the woman had an affair.

Last night I went down on Debbie and had a dirty cuntastrophy.

by Justspeakinfrumexperience March 10, 2021

Cuntastrophy

Crazy person who is also a cunt. Non-gender specific.

What a cuntastrophy.

by Rey Shmee October 22, 2018