cunt-smashed
"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".
cunt-smashed by AGB October 12, 2007
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Cunt Smasher
Fuck, I can't find my keys, "Cunt Smasher!"
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
Man, that guy is such a cunt smasher. He even has it tattooed across his chest.
Cunt Smasher by the_lovely_little_tooth_fairy November 20, 2010
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Cunt Smasher
A heavily armed interpretive sex dancer, with a poorly hidden agenda, but not nipples. Essentially a medieval love porcupine. See instructions below to have mind blown, and ladies, prepare for a virtual "cunt smashing"; eye protection advised.
Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy
Type "Cunt Smasher" into googly video search. Enjoy
After the show, "Cunt Smasher" was kind enough to smash my cunt beyond all but dental recognition. I'm still picking up the peices, and I needed multiple blood transfusions; but my lord was it worth it.
Cunt Smasher by Imperial Meatballs July 31, 2018
cunt smasher
Any Glass object such as an ashtray, pint glass or cocktail pitcher used to strike somebody, usually in a public house.
"Well officer, he took a swing at me so i smacked him in the face with my cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
"Get your lazy ass back to work, dont make me come in there with a cunt smasher"
cunt smasher by pringles978 January 11, 2009
cuntsmasher
1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.
cuntsmasher by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007
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