Well if your computer was a mirror you'd be looking at one
by Makesh1ftsplint December 13, 2018
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An adjective for awesome. Drawing etymologically from the awesomeness of the female sex organs.
"Oh, it was total cuntness! It had a strong lead female and a surprise ending!"

"And was dinner good?"
"Oh yeah, it was total cuntness. We went to that new Thai fusion place I've been wanting to try and their coconut soup was cuntness and a half."

"So was your date a nice dude?" "Oh yeah, he's got a job that sounds like absolute cuntness and plus he's really cuntness in bed!"
by dayglogirl April 20, 2010
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An ambitious young adult, usually college-educated, living in or near a large city. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list.
"Look at that cunt faced cunt over there drinking all the mojito's"
by Craig Mac February 13, 2008
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The most hideous and the most beautiful thing in the world. The switch occurs around 11 years of a male's age.

What girls use way too infrequently.
A Male aged <11: OMG I just saw her cunt! I am traumatized for life. I go cry now.

A Male aged >11: OMFG I just saw her cunt! I want to burn that image into my eyes for the rest of my life.
by GuyWhoDefinedCunt February 6, 2010
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Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.
Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

The Cunt Greg The Cunt? Mate what a cunt.
by June Noire May 19, 2020
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1. a very offensive word means vaggy, pussy, female's sex organ, etc.

2. an abbreviation of C u Near there
1. wowwwwwww her cunt hole so wet, depnlar likewise whore's cunt

2. ohhh yeahhhh ooohhh yesssss..ss spread your sperm on there babe. CuNt!!!!
by madame CuNt February 21, 2007
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