Man, you won't believe this, but my girl woke me up with sex, brought me breakfast in bed, and even folded my shirts for my business trip. She is such a cunt cookie.
by sj1 December 17, 2009
A person who has surpassed the levels of "asshole," "shithead," and "douchebag," but has not yet reached the level of "fucker" or "motherfucker." A cunt cookie is the epitome of a complete ass of society.
"Dude, Trey slipped some raw doodoo in her sweet tea, then she drank it and contracted AIDS. What a cunt cookie."
by forevercha0s April 28, 2005
When you eat out a woman's vagina, and it is so nasty that when you finish, there is crusty stuff around your mouth.
by ttyfhj June 30, 2011