Cumstroke 

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.

Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah

Cumstroke by stemmo33 August 19, 2014

Cumstraint

The act of constraining the desire for semen

Tawshaniqua has 23 kids n iz on wellfurr, she needz tuh fin sum cumstraint!

Cumstraint by MuricaWeeg December 11, 2013

cumstrable

the feeling of extreme comfort directly after ejaculation.pronounced cum-stru-bul.

I was quite cumstrable lying in bed after i spooged in alains hair

cumstrable by K.P. April 27, 2006

CumSqueak 

(n) The loud squeaking noise that is a direct result of using a large hair clip to masterbate with. Typically caused by the cum that gets stuck in the hindge, producing a very distinct sound whenever the hair clip is used.

Girl 1: God, that Amanda girl does some kinky shit with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Yeah? Like what?

Girl 1: Among other things, she lets him use her stuff to jack off with, especially her hair clips.

Girl 2: Hmm, gotta be some serious cumsqueak in that barret!

CumSqueak by BullSqueaker09 July 7, 2009

Cumstration 

the process, where a menstruation cycle combines with a male ejaculation and is in turn ejaculated from the female body.

Tommy experienced the wonders of cumstration the other night when jessica covered him from head to toe.

Cumstration by mr colin percivile November 24, 2009

cumstruck 

When you're so dazed and stupid after cumming that you can't form coherent sentences.

My girlfriend is laying on top of me right now and is so cumstruck that she can't form a sentence!

cumstruck by Chemistry K July 9, 2017

cumstricken 

burdened with an overwhelming load.

I am cumstricken by my work.

cumstricken by The chosen none September 28, 2017