A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.
I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.
by guyonvacation September 14, 2008
by dr cumsock November 9, 2020
A sock that is used by the armed forces when traveling in close proximites in order to catch ejaculate while primin the pump in thier bed
by Joe Resse February 6, 2003
Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.
by apoorexcuseofahumanbeing December 31, 2015
A sock in which one Ejaculates in multiple times making it drier than your mom's pussy. It is the easiest way to get somebody pregnant.
by Draco_ January 26, 2021
Someone who is absolutely and utterly used by those around them but never actually thinks about it. A Schrodingers cumsock is used similarly to a traditional cum sock. You nut in it, discard it and never look inside to see if there is actually any cum, you simply assume there is but will never truly know.
Oil Prince: I haven't felt the touch of a woman in ages. I've got this little rat to do all my bidding and delete messages to make me look good.
Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
Supporter1: *At Gunpoint* Yes master of course...He is such an idiot...Truly schrodingers cumsock.
by The Big Prophet November 21, 2020
When you use a cum-sock for at least 1 month, then place said sock in a filled bath tub, and as the sock sinks beneath the water, the ejaculate will rehydrate and slowly spread across the surface of the tub.
Darrel: “I finally finished making my Cumsock Bathbomb and dropped it in on Randy. He was horrified.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”
Aaron: “Dude that is fucked... Nice.”
by Bumdick Cumfornickles May 13, 2020