When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."
by phnakszlartm November 5, 2022
by chronometer2222 January 7, 2021
by landin porson March 8, 2019
Putting a popsicle stick into a used condom and freezing it before serving the frozen cum treat to your partner.
“Dude I gave my girlfriend a cumsicle the other night and she broke up with me.”
“I was slobbing on a cumsicle on a dare and now I think I’m gay.”
“I was slobbing on a cumsicle on a dare and now I think I’m gay.”
by muskaqueer69 June 3, 2023
Cumsicle
Cumsicle
The act when someone wants to get someone pregnant without sex, (or if one wants a tasteful treat) they explode cum onto a popsicle stick, and is then put into a freezer for later to be shoved up a woman’s pussy. (Or for a hot summer day)
The act when someone wants to get someone pregnant without sex, (or if one wants a tasteful treat) they explode cum onto a popsicle stick, and is then put into a freezer for later to be shoved up a woman’s pussy. (Or for a hot summer day)
by Lumberjack92 December 12, 2019
by Cumback kids July 18, 2017