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Curried Fart 

It occurs the morning after you eat a heavy amount of curry chicken. When you wake up you have a huge bubble gut. When you fart, if not gently will be uncontrollably loud like (braaAAAAAP) and the stench will be offensive and stink up a whole house, even a chance of sharting can occur. That maybe the foulest gas you have ever produced.

If you ate a big meal of curry, you will most likely have the foulest wind. Even you can't stand your awful gas. I advise you to shit and fart out loud and proud before leaving home. If you need to fart excuse yourself and go at least 15 feet away from any humans because of the ungodly stench and how far it may spread.
I just had a curried fart yesterday and the stench ruined my school pants.

I curried farted in class and someone complained and had to evacuate. (Based on what happened recently)
Curried Fart by Slapstickity March 22, 2023
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often can be used to describe a hot person or how you feel
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Person 2: hannah montana, she is so far from
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HEY!! tht chick ovr there is sooo cumrific! i just jizzed my pants
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curried dick 

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.
Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.
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spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies
Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies