Cumoflage 

Material that hides cum stains. Camoflage for cum. Material covered extensively in semen stains.

"These sheets are cumoflage, so no biggie."

Cumoflage by Four Leaf Clover July 13, 2009

cumouflage 

A means of concealing semen (cum) after having masturbated and shot in the wrong direction. Often carried out quickly, to avoid evidence being seen by friends or family, about to come in.

Mike is such a retard, does he really think we wouldn't notice that the bra on his ceiling is total cumouflage?

cumouflage by Jenny G October 5, 2006

camoflagery

when something has good camoflage

That tree has camoflagery

camoflagery by bread infection December 28, 2005

chemoflage 

1. Verb. To downplay the side effects of chemotherapy.
2. Verb. To hide or disguise the effects of chemotherapy, .ie. with wigs, makeup, etc

1. Dr. Johnson chemoflaged her discussion with Mark, who then chose to pursue aggressive chemotherapy without a clear understanding of what he would face.
2. Maxine takes longer to get ready now that she has to chemoflage every morning.

chemoflage by SLO Doc March 30, 2015

clamoflage 

the coarse wire wool resemebling protective patch of a madams pussvoi (pronounced puss - wah)

good god johnson I couldn't see shit last night, your wifes souther hemisphere was more clamoflaged than Nam!

clamoflage by felicio June 5, 2007

Cummyflakes 

Imagine cornflakes but made with cum. Other parts may remain, but there's cum. It's there. It's smellable, and its sure as hell tasteable.

Goblin 1: "Have you tried cumcum pops?"
Goblin 2: "No, ew, the best cummyflakes are Crunchy Nut."

Cummyflakes by owogod42 December 30, 2019

camoflage 

Basically what rednecks say because they're incapable of saying camouflage. They pronounce it Cahh-mool-flayyge

Joe Bob: Hey Daryl git' me one uh them there jackets.

Daryl: Which one pa?!

Joe Bob: That there camoflage one boy! Get er' done!

camoflage by Bippin McPimpin May 19, 2016