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cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
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Cumforter 

When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.

On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.

Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.

Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
Cumforter by nofx9019 March 24, 2010
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Cumforter 

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.
John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.
Cumforter by icwish February 11, 2010

cumforter 

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.
After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.
cumforter by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010

cum farmer 

Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult
Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"

Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"
cum farmer by A8974189k September 19, 2006

Cumfarter 

A male or female that, after recieving anal sex from one or more partners in which they ejaculate and leave their wad inside the anus, begins to fart. This causes bubbles of dookie and fresh baby batter to froth out of the anus. These are real farts not to be mistaken as anal queefs.
When the pornstar finished her 500 person gangbang. She stood up and bellowed out a raunchy cloud. She is a true cumfarter.

cumfarter 

A faggot or hetero woman who takes it up the ass
Oh fuck, "Did you hear that cumfarter fart? It sounded like,"Woof, phleef"
cumfarter by juana phuck January 7, 2006