Cum Fail 

Also known as cumshot failure or cumshot fail. When a porn actor or anyone tries to shoot cum on a girl's face and the cum doesn't shoot but rather just droops out and misses her face, in a last resort, he tries to get that last drip on her chin, she even has to scoot up a bit to keep it all from drooping down to her tits. Basically it's a pitiful amount of cum and with no firepower, just drops not shoots, not worthy of being called a "cum shot"

Guy shoots,

skeet 1: misses her face and lands on her belly or tits,

skeet 2: she now knows he's a cum fail so she scoots in closer, skeet 2 just barely hits her chin

skeet3: dumb-ass figures he's not gonna squirt so he finally puts his lamerod directly over her mouth to drop in the last drop, she pushes up spit mixed with cum to make it look like there was more cum that landed in her mouth for the benefit of the camera

TOTAL CUM FAIL

Cum Fail by Captain Beef Strogginoff November 16, 2010

Comfail

To fail miserably at various things.

Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.

-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...

Comfail by Jsizzlac November 8, 2009

cumfall 

When a guy shoots an enormous amount of cum inside a woman and it comes out like a waterfall after she gets up

That's the most amount of cum I've ever had inside of me, it was like a cumfall when it came out.

cumfall by Eodguy89d October 10, 2016

Cumtail

When you light the paper of a joint such that there's a small amount of weed hanging over, you have a cumtail.

Better weed packing and better lighting techniques can prevent the formation of cumtails, but they are also just smokable that way (e.g. by ash wizards)

"Aw dude I got a huge cumtail this joint is ruined"
"are you fucking stupid?"

Cumtail by Cumtail Awareness Org March 30, 2025