cum like an elephant

What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.

Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..

by kam75xx February 5, 2022

cum like an elephant

When you shoot the biggest most monstrous load of your life, enough to fill a champagne glass.

I abstained for 3 weeks and when I jerked off I've cum like an elephant.

by de-pube July 1, 2022

Who Cums Like That

A phrase used by scooter kids to point out any type of white spillage or stain. The stain often must be located in an area in which one does not usually cum. Therefore asking the question; who cums like that?

Look on the rug, seriously. Who cums like that?

by ur local dumbass July 17, 2019

cum like that daddy

what females say when your giving her your long dick

whooooooo cum like that daddy

by doradicksucker1234 July 21, 2018

tastes like cum

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008

Smells like cum!

When someone gets done farting or burping you say "Smells like cum!" causing instant emb embarrassment and or questioning of your friend's sexual preference.

*FART*

Carlos "Ey...Jesus that kinda smells like cum!"

Jesus "So" *blush**blush*

by Zeus15Negra December 7, 2010

fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021