cum blemish
I noticed that Miley Cyrus had a large cum blemish on her dress last night when i watched The Voice on TV.
cum blemish by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017
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cum blender
An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.
Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.
cum blender by Skycladconnoisseur August 29, 2015
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cum blender • cum blemish • cumble • Cumbled • Cumbleberry • cumblebus • cumblebust • cumbler • Cumbleweed • Cumblebrag
Cumbleswatch
A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.
Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!
Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"
*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."
Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017
Cumble Tea
Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................
Cumble Tea by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020
cumbler
n. an individual of a bumbling nature who boondoggles, slow to accomplish basic tasks out of a genuine reverence for the small pleasures of life with a complete disregard for the speed at which normal people operate, move about, and function, a beaming aura of self satisfaction and content in having accomplished very little but not pompous or arrogant
That cumbler took so long to finish eating his lobster that I missed the party.
Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
Only a cumbler would spend a year and a half editing footage from a vacation to put up on youtube.
cumbler by thefjordsman June 15, 2009
Cumbleweed
Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.
"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."
Cumbleweed by 1101101101 April 16, 2014
cumbled
“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”
cumbled by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022