Cum on a cracker 

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

Cum on a cracker by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Cum-On-ist 

No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.

20 years ago:

Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?

Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.

Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.

Phil: But I can't feel it as good!

Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.

Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.

Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.

Cum-On-ist by Dr. Phil Rupp June 11, 2006

cum on me sky daddy 

1.A porn related way to say you want snow on you most likely in the face
2.a way to reference god as a weather creator again in a porn way

F1: its snowing outside

F2: Cum on me sky daddy
F1: I don't want sky daddy to Cum on me

cum on me sky daddy by Hat dude April 21, 2017

Cum-on-me Face 

The face of a woman that is somewhere between incredibly sexy and that of a butter face. Indicates the desire of a man to ejaculate onto her face. Normally found on a woman who is marginally attractive.

Can also be used to describe a face that begs for cum to be on it simply by its features. Example: High cheek bones or pouty lips.

Megan Fox, on a Sunday, in her coffee-run sweats, has a cum-on-me face.

Cum-on-me Face by Drew841 September 14, 2014

cum on a muffin 

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it

The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip

cum on a muffin by julian sampson January 30, 2003

cum on command 

Achieving orgasm by means of hypnotic suggestion see:hypnosex or through sexual domination and repeated training to voice or hand signal stimuli until climax is induced.

She will cum on command for me; she's a well trained sexual submissive/slave!

cum on command by EroticTist May 13, 2008

Cum on my Hanky 

when a hanky is used as a turn on during masturbation / sex
or used as a target to ejaculate onto

Woman (unfolding her hanky onto mans stomach while masturbating him)
"Are you going to cum on my hanky baby?"
Man
"Yes..... Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhchooooo...." (man ejaculates all over womans hanky)

Or

Man "Dude did you just cum on my hanky?"

Cum on my Hanky by My Hanky Cum April 27, 2008