Cum Monkey

A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.

Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.

by Money Isn't Real February 9, 2021

Cum Monkey

A chronic Masturbater

He is so horny, What a cum monkey!

by Lenord November 16, 2007

cum monkey

A promiscuous, petite woman who enjoys performing fellatio anytime, anywhere.

Check out that little cum monkey! Looks like she's ready 'n' rarin' to go!

by mr new booty June 2, 2006

cum monkey

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice

My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load

by logi bear607 June 16, 2011

cum monkey

a person who is extremely odd and makes constant dumb mistakes

Jessica Struckhoff, I can't believe you just called the security officer Wilbur for a week, thats not his name. You are such a cum monkey

by Cecelia May 7, 2005

Cum monkey

when someone crawls all over you while cumming

He was such a Cum monkey last night.

by Corpsestillborn December 28, 2021

cum guzzling gutter monkey

A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.

Your parents are cum guzzling gutter monkeies.

by Taylor January 8, 2005