The cum gambit is an unstoppable gambit in the game chess. it is the ultimate strategy and cannot be beaten
by bionicdragon75 January 24, 2021
Joe: "why would you drop $3k on a prostitute?"
Steve: "it's fine I got my money's worth."
Joe: "It was that good?"
Steve: "That plus I opened with a cum gambit so she had to stick around longer."
Steve: "it's fine I got my money's worth."
Joe: "It was that good?"
Steve: "That plus I opened with a cum gambit so she had to stick around longer."
by N0T W0RTHY December 11, 2020
An intimidation move where one player sacrifices their queen for seemingly, and actually, no strategic advantage. The purpose of which is to "psych" out ones opponent, making them think that they have fallen or are falling for a play they can't find because it doesn't exist. If ones opponent falls for the cum gambit they are essentially allowing a queen free offense for a round.
Tom, the fucking idiot, would've had mate in four. But instead of taking he fell for Jerry's cum gambit and lost his rook and got his king put in check.
by SadCholo June 1, 2021
Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole
by truckers_polska January 20, 2021
A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
by Cum Sock Gambiter February 20, 2022