cum crippled Share definition Flag after cumming for the third straight time one's legs get so weak they become temporarily crippled After my girlfriend mad me cum for the third time when I tried to get out of bed I couldn't stand up because I was cum crippled. cum crippled by joerazz64 October 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the cum crippled mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch