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cum catchers 

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.
After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
cum catchers by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019

CUM CACTHER 

A tattoo that a female attains on her lower back that can come in handy for when having sex in the doggy style position for an area where a man can pull out and cum.
"Look Beckys got a cum cacther.. I wonder if she'll let me hit it..."
CUM CACTHER by Hemi1218 April 24, 2007

cum catcher 

Noun: Tattoo located on the lower back.
cum catcher by xyx April 5, 2005

cum catcher 

1. Noun Offensive: The mouth of an individual who gives or is expected to give a blowjob.

2. Noun: Offensive/Devaluing phrase for a male's significant other (of either sex).
1. Shut your cum catcher and listen already!

2. Why don't you be a good little cum catcher and get me a beer.
cum catcher by InaGoddessEye December 29, 2004

Cum-catcher

n. Semen Receiver

You can call a woman that to piss feminists off or get their attention.
1. You wanna piss off a feminist?
Call her a cum-catcher

2. Well... let's not do it then.
Cum-catcher by Anne_1Lynn August 21, 2005

cum catcher 

1) A tattoo on the lower back of a female. Called a cum catcher because the lower back is where a male ejaculates on a female after pulling out after doggy style sex. Refers to the belief that girls with lower back tattoos are promiscuous.

2) A mustache (can also refer to a goatee). Cum catcher implies that the man gives oral sex to other men, thereby catching cum around his mouth.
1) "Look at the cum catcher on that girl sitting at the bar! Might as well be a bullseye!"

2) "Dude, please shave. You look like one of the Village People with that cum catcher."