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1.
Glorious definition of one's manhood
Bend over ho, you're 'bout to feel the wrath of my cum cannon!
by wopdick69 June 22, 2007
 
2.
The process of throwing some lube in between a chicks shoulder blades and cock fucking her muscular back. To complete the Cumcannon, one needs to cum all over the back of the girl's hair and rub it in.
So i was banging this broad on the swim team when I decided it was time to give the chick a cumcannon.
by CrazyChrisRockstar April 29, 2005
 
3.
the name for a penis that shoots large loads of skeet
i shot her eye out with my cum cannon
by bbrandonn0015 February 26, 2010
 
4.
A Penis, or Boner 123456789123456789123456789
Dude I totally went to town on her with my Cumcannon.
by Hayden Wooten January 03, 2008